Sunday 26 October 2008

talking in song

Ok, so this is a whole different and completely random story. This is my attempt at seriousness. please enjoy ^_^



plop. oh darn i thought i hope that isn't rain. I look up, only to be hit in the face by a sudden down pour. I rummage in my bag in the vain hope of finding my brolly amongst all the random clutter. The rain gets harder every second. After a bit, I give up and do what everyone around me is doing, run for shelter.


The closest bit of shelter near me is the veranda of a shop. "Why does it always rain on me?" I ask no one in particular. I slide down the wall of the shop and finally notice the man under the veranda with me. He is sat in a sleeping bag. I stare at him, with the strange feeling of recognition. Ah, that was it, "I have seen you on the news, the man who cant be moved, right?" He nodded at me.

"so... whats it like, just sitting here?"

"it's fair boring," he admitted, "but I cant go any where, coz I might miss her and I dont whant to miss a thing." I nodded, I knew that feeling.

"Do you not get lonely, Left outside alone?" I felt like I was intruding, but I was so curious, I just couldn't stop asking questions.

"Yeah. But I guess thats life. Some people, like you, talk to me. And its interesting to watch the people go by. It gets so that you almost know some of the people that you have never met. you learn their routines, you get an idea of their temperaments. It is interesting."



"so, what you waiting for?" I was shocked at my boldness. I couldnt believe what I was saying. I felt so rude. But he still answered my question, "my girlfriend. Or rather, my ex. Sophia. She is moving to Spain soon. I dont know when, but I want her to stay with me. forever. coz I love her." I had the overpowering urge to hug him. But my head knew that would be totally wrong; for one thing, I was completely soaked right down to the skin. Plus, I didnt want to get in his personal bubble any more than I already had. So, in order to attempt to resist the urge, I stood up, "Um, well, I had best get a move on. I finished my shift at Macy Dees over half an hour ago, my mum will be wondering where I am. I will come back same time tomorrow. bye!" I blew him a kiss and braved the rain.



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The next day, at the same time, I visited him. And the next day. And the day after that. And the day after that. Every day for a fortnight.




I told him about how I wasnt gonna start collage until next year. I told him that it was because I needed a break from studying after my GCSEs. I didnt tell him that it was really for the money, my dad ran off, mum doesnt have a job she is pregnant with twins and so is my older sister, my younger sister is also pregnant, my oldest brother gambles and my other older brother does drugs. He doesnt need to know those details. I would tell him when we knew each other better. Then again, maybe I wouldnt.





He told me about himself, his chilldhood. His interests. He had just left collage. He said, "I wish that I had take a break year. Then I would have had more time for teenage kicks." I nodded, acting like that was the real reason. I was one hell of a good actor; that was one of the few things that had got me through life and allowed me to be friends with quiet and well behaved people like myself.





So, yeah, you could say that we had fun. But then, two weeks later, we were just sat, talking, and this woman came along.





"hay," she said, "who's this brown eyed girl? I thought you stuck to pretty green eyes." she smiled at me, but it was any thing but friendly.




"maybe true," he answered in a guarding tone, " but she is just a friend." For some reason that gave me a not-so-nice feeling in the pit of my stomach that wouldn't seem to go away.




"any way," the hatefully pretty young woman with silky blond curls and velvety purple eyes said, "I came here with news of Sophia. She saw you on the news and wants to get back together with you. She has already moved to Spain though, a nice place called Sophia; she has bought one, one way ticket from here to there. I have it here in my bag. You have until this time tomorrow to pack all your stuff. If you don't get back here for then, I am keeping the ticket and going myself." She giggled a fake-sounding, girly giggle; flicked her hair; tuned on her heal and left.




we watched her go, waiting for her to completely leave our sight before turning to face each other. Then we sat in silence looking at each other. I cleared my throat. More to break the silence than for anything else. "so, um, will you be going to Sophia then?" he nodded and my heart sank,"yeah, I guess I will, after all, that's why I am sat here, isn't it?"






"Well, I will walk you home then." I helped him stand up And we began on our way to his house.






It was an ordinary looking house. Terraced, PVC door and windows, little back yard. he got out his key and we entered. On the inside, it was average looking too, if you ignored the thin layer of dust that had built up over everything in his absence. I perched on the edge of his old green sofa, feeling very out of place. He began to pack his things in quiet. I too, stayed silent.






He hauled his luggage trolly down the stairs and I, much to my horror, took one look at it and burst into tears. I fled out of the door and down street. I was only half way down the street when I felt strong arms spin me round. These were followed by lips on mine. I kissed him back. I knew from that moment the one thing I had been trying to deny, I loved him. I needed him. and from the feel of the kiss, he felt the same. After the kiss, he held me for what felt like ages and I cryed int his sholder.
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Three years later, I was sat on his stetee with a cup of tea in my hand. We are together now. He never cought that plane. Sophia and blonde girl are presumably in Sophia right now. I do hope that they are having fun.
He payed for my collage fee. I am now pregnant. If it is a girl I will call it Sophia. Because she brought us together. We are happy, always laughing. Always smiling. Always playing. Always singing.

Friday 24 October 2008

chapter 2

yep it has been at least an hour since I last posted so I am now gonna add my latest work of geniosity, chapter 2. enjoy ^^

So it may have seemed like I really took everything that Dave had to say, but that didn't stop me from needing to do one last tag no you silly billies, he does not mean the ones on clothes, he does not work in the New look factory. That is probs in China and he is probs TOO OLD. I sat down and took my 'Angelina ballerina' bag off my back and undid the zip at the front. I pulled out some finger paint. It was one of my old tubs and was starting to go hard round the edges but it was still OK. I casually paint a mouse on the brown door to Dave's lair. Then I plopped the lid back on and dropped it back in my bag. I slung the bag on my back. I walked to the chippy. The chips were very hot and I had to blow very hard on them so I didnt burn my tong to a crisp I might need that for nose licking and that. Then, as if by magic a dog having a weeee appeared (like the shop keeper from Mr Ben, only less creepy) He scavenged most my chips from me and I instantly loved him. Anyone bold enough to scavenge chips is awesome in my book guess what? MINE TOO! that means that I am AWESOME!!! Also, he was clearly a dog, waggedy tail, floppy ears, and the look of someone that had nothing going on behind his eyes. I like dogs. I had one once. A long time ago. After he had stolen the very last chip, I scrunched up the paper and tried to throw it in the bin. unfortunately a sudden twister carried it into the road. The dog ran after it. Time did that slow-ee down-ee thing. I began to whistle that tune from 'the king and I' A girl on a bike turned to look. It just happened to be that girl from Dave's office. Out of all the girls in the whole of London it was her. She screamed, "SEXY BEAM" at me. Suddenly, she squashed the dog under her bike. She over-balanced and she and her bike landed on top of the dog. We called for an ambulance for the dog.and they did that electric shock thingy on him. the Doctor/vets carried him into the back and the girl and I followed. The main doctor looked up from his patient, "hmm, I dont know if he will make it... We might have to put him out of his misery." An army of pushchair ladies went past shouting, "put him down, he's a stray, put him down, he's...." The girl began to cry.
I opened the back of the ambulance and shouted, "He is NOT a stray. He belongs to ME!" The girl smiled at me, "thanks. my name is Cat." I smiled at the irony of it.
"mines Mouse." She laughed so hard that she exploded. It made a bit of a mess, but, since we were in the little ambulence her parts dint go far so we could put the back together. The Ambulence sped up and we arrived at the hospital/vets.

Chapter 1

Right this is where the real fun begins. I dedicate this first chapter to bethand Carrie my to best friends. Read this and marvel at the complete and utter nonsense it front of you. thank you.

Okies, so I'm Mouse and this story starts with me sat in the office of Dave eating a mars bar, I dont know why a mars bar, I prefer dairy milk, but you know, Dave probs gave it to me. Any ho, we were discussing very important matters. Such as our plot to take over the world... oh no, wait, that was in a dream I had. We were discussing some very depressed man. Oh, my head teacher. "he's not a happy bunny," Dave says.
"so feed him a carrot," I shrug, "He worries to much. He'll get over it." Dave shot me a light look. oh, sorry, I ment a DARK look, "I doubt that a carrot would be right for a Turkey born and bred in Britian wait a second, the headmaster i never knew i had is now a TURKEY????? what the..?? I am sure that Turkeys eat corn or something. Anyhow, at least they are letting you back in school," he says, "your letter showed your maturity and your ability to make friends with girls who are OK at spelling. This will be useful later on in the stor- I mean in you life. Yosh Defo..." He began muttering under his breath and I shook my head; those male Baiku fan girls sure were an insane group of people. The next thing he said confirmed that: "I am actually starting to think that this is a cry for help!" This actually confuzelifieded my for about two seconds coz I'm sure the whole point of a cry fro help was that you could hear it. Then I realized that he meant it metaphorically. Darn, so confusing. Suddenly, the clock in the corner began too sing the 'Dora the explorer' theme tune and I knew that my time with Dave was up. I didn't bother saying Bye; he was too busy singing along: "boots and super cool explorer Dora. grab your backpack..." I left the room and nearly took a flying lesson after tripping over this girl sat conveniently in the way of my exit from the room. She looked up from her copy of 'Peace Order' wait, its published????? and smiled a very lazy smile.
"he's not in a good mood," I warned her.
"Is he ever?" She stood up slowly in supermodel way (though not as sexily as that good speller in my form). She was wearing a potato sack. Oh no, wait, it says that she would have still looked cool in a potato sack, she was wearing her posh-school uniform, the pink elephant on her head squishing her honey colored corkscrew curls only slightly. She looked exotic, some how. Maybe it had something to do with the regulation Hawaiian Lia around her neck. Or matbe the compulsery tribal paint on her face and knees. I dont know. I watched her leave the waiting room and enter Dave's. I wonder how she got the male fan girl as a gardien angel. Thats usually a last resort, saved for when your life gets really bad. Iwonder, whats her story? Nobody ever had an apointment with Dave when their life was just peachy. Kind of a TRAVESTY really.

lucky star parody - intro-ee bit

Okies, so, hi, this is Bryony and I am doing a parody of an amazing novel called Lucky star. It is my fravrotist Cathy Cassidy book like, EVER!!!! I kind of copied the idea for it off one of my bestest friends Beth-chan who has done something similar for a different book by the same auther.http://welovebethchan.blogspot.com/2008/09/scarlett-parody-chapter-one.html Just like hers, this is full of inside jokes that you probs wont understand. Dont bother trying to make sense of it, coz it wont work. trust me. just read it and enjoy it for what it is: a pile of very funny rubbish. Thankyou. Oh, I would just like to add, I really am in mouse's form... well, ish, my form is G10B now, but lat year it was G9B and mouse's is 9B. so blergh!

Dear Mr Purple,
I know and understand that you must be insanely cross with me right now so I guess that I am insanely sorry. I cant really think of much else to say because words are not exactly my strong point. You probably think that I am using spell check right now. Well I am not. I was going to, but then my computer went kaput. So, instead, this amazingly pretty girl from my form, called Bryony, is typing EXACTLY what I tell her to. Please giver her extra credit. do you get that in England? I sure hope you do. Then my head master can give me some. wait a second, I thought I had a headmistress.... I know that you said my future at Darwen Vale Comprehensive is hanging from a very thin thread very high up in the air, but could you pretty please with a cherry on top give me another chance?????????
Lots and lots of love from your number one fan
Mouse (Tim) Kavanagh, form G9B xxxx

Dear Tim .K. his surname is V. hard to spell,
I must inform you that the school had to spend over half of its teeny weeny cheapskate budget on new paint to cover up the graffiti that you completely NEGLECTED to mention. You have to make sure that you are much betterer when you come back from your exclusion-ment.
Thankyou
Mr .T. Purple hay, maybe his name is Tim too