lucky star parody - intro-ee bit

Okies, so, hi, this is Bryony and I am doing a parody of an amazing novel called Lucky star. It is my fravrotist Cathy Cassidy book like, EVER!!!! I kind of copied the idea for it off one of my bestest friends Beth-chan who has done something similar for a different book by the same auther.http://welovebethchan.blogspot.com/2008/09/scarlett-parody-chapter-one.html Just like hers, this is full of inside jokes that you probs wont understand. Dont bother trying to make sense of it, coz it wont work. trust me. just read it and enjoy it for what it is: a pile of very funny rubbish. Thankyou. Oh, I would just like to add, I really am in mouse's form... well, ish, my form is G10B now, but lat year it was G9B and mouse's is 9B. so blergh!

Dear Mr Purple,
I know and understand that you must be insanely cross with me right now so I guess that I am insanely sorry. I cant really think of much else to say because words are not exactly my strong point. You probably think that I am using spell check right now. Well I am not. I was going to, but then my computer went kaput. So, instead, this amazingly pretty girl from my form, called Bryony, is typing EXACTLY what I tell her to. Please giver her extra credit. do you get that in England? I sure hope you do. Then my head master can give me some. wait a second, I thought I had a headmistress.... I know that you said my future at Darwen Vale Comprehensive is hanging from a very thin thread very high up in the air, but could you pretty please with a cherry on top give me another chance?????????
Lots and lots of love from your number one fan
Mouse (Tim) Kavanagh, form G9B xxxx

Dear Tim .K. his surname is V. hard to spell,
I must inform you that the school had to spend over half of its teeny weeny cheapskate budget on new paint to cover up the graffiti that you completely NEGLECTED to mention. You have to make sure that you are much betterer when you come back from your exclusion-ment.
Thankyou
Mr .T. Purple hay, maybe his name is Tim too